Never Been But Maybe Could Be (GHBXTroll!Reader)

    You had worked in The Grand Highblood's hive since you were 4 sweeps old, working with your mother, it was expected of a lowblood such as your self with your (Lb/c) blood. One day your mother just left you to the other servants. They helped you and made sure you were never near The Grand Highblood when he was in one of his moods. You learned how not to be seen by the highbloods and grew to be very beautiful according to the servants you had made friends with. You now worked in the kitchens and gog be damned if you weren't good at it.

    You made every meal for the Grand Highblood and his guests, even cooking for Dualscar and The Condesce when they visited the Grand Highblood's hive. You disliked them greatly, he always seemed to be in a worse mood after their visits and this visit had been no different. You sighed as you gathered the dishes from the dining table having learned to ignore the bloody mess of that was once a rust blood. You knew he would be in his throne room right now, to upset to even cull low bloods. Maybe you should take him some faygo, he always loved the sickly sweet drink and maybe it would help his mood.

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    You hated those motherfuckers! They talked to you as if you were a motherfucking grub. You fucking hated them. You returned to your throne room once they left and tried to cull more of those low blood motherfuckers so you would have more miraculous paint for your walls but your mind was elsewhere and you got no enjoyment from the pleas and screams from the low bloods.

    You walked to your bedroom and looked at the two grubs rolling around on the floor fighting over an empty faygo bottle. The sight was enough to make you smile, they were the most motherfucking adorabloodthirsty things in all of alternia. The older of the two, Kurloz, stopped playing and honked at you as the younger, Gamzee, skeed as kurloz unexpectedly let go causing the faygo bottle to make gamzee fall horns over heels and land on his back the much larger faygo bottle trapping him underneath it. You laughed at the sight of the smaller grub trying to get up but not wanting to let go of the offending object. You patted the grubs heads and walked towards the bathroom wanting to get a shower and get all the miraculous paint off before climbing into bed with the grubs.

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    You had gone to the throne room and had found no sign of The Grand Highblood other than some fresh bodies. You shuttered at the sight, it could easily be you laying on that floor. You closed the huge doors and walked to his bed room ignoring the unsettling feeling you got the closer you got to it. You looked at the bottle of faygo in your hands before looking at the door that led into the Grand Highblood's inner sanctum.

    'Get over yourself _____. If he is going to kill you he's going to kill you.' You pushed open the door and had to hold back from 'awww’ ing out loud at the sight of two indigo grubs crawling over each other and fighting over an empty faygo bottle. You giggled and walked over to the two grubs sitting on your knees beside them.

    "You two are silly. Come here." You picked up the younger making him squeal and honk in surprise before he realized that you were holding a bottle of faygo. His eyes seemed to grow to the size of dinner plates and he reached for the bottle honking happily. "Now now! You need to share so you get a drink then he gets a drink, alright little grub?" He nodded and honked again before letting you tip the bottle to his mouth so he could drink.

    You looked at the older as he crawled over and onto your lap, a lot more paciente then the other grub, looking up at you and honking happily. You got the faygo bottle from the younger one and gave a drink to the larger grub laughing as the younger proceeded to climb on top of your head and settled himself between your horns. You were so focused on the grubs you didn't notice the shower had stopped running.

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    You got out of the shower feeling refreshed and calmed down. You looked into the mirror and just stared at your reflection not used to not having the blood of trolls or your makeup on. You guess you were motherfucking handsome but being anything but someone's kismesis was out of the question, you hated peace, you weren't calm enough to be a morial, and you never even had a motherfucking flush crush before. You just chuckled at the thought of another troll wanting to be your matesprit. That was never going to motherfucking happen.

    You wrapped a towel around your waist and walked out of the bathroom and into your room to meet a sight. There was a young (Lb/c) she-troll, gamzee was on her head honking like he always did, and kurloz was infront of her playing with another empty faygo as she just laughed. You growled softly making her turn her head to look at you and you could see all the color drain out of her face.

    "Who are you motherfucker and why the fuck are you in my room?"

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    Well you were fucked! You had been so focused on the grubs you would have never noticed the huge gog damn troll in the doorway. You blushed (Lb/c) when you looked at his bare chest, glistening with water, and his face realizing he was amazingly handsome without all the blood and makeup on.

    "I-I-I'm ______, sir. I know that Dualscar and The Condesce always anger you when they visit, s-s-so I brought some faygo." You motioned to the half full bottle of faygo as he laughed.

    "You're motherfucking brave lil mama. I see the grubs up and motherfucking like you so from motherfucking now on you're their caretaker." You looked up at him unsure you had heard him correctly.

    "S-Si-Sir? I-I have no experience with grubs wouldn't a jade-blood..."

    "Are you motherfucking questioning me? Just up and motherfucking make sure they don't up and die." He then walked across his room to his dressers and started to pull out clothes obviously not caring that you were in the room and had no qualms about changing in front of you. "Are you going to sit there all day motherfucker? The sun will up and rise soon so you should motherfucking go to bed." You were snapped from your own thoughts and stood up quickly forgetting the younger one was on your head and causing him to fall forward with a squeal. You caught him though and smiled at him as he honked and skeed at you.

    "Sorry little one, forgot you were there." You laughed as the grub licked your hand almost as if saying its okay before he honked again.

    "Thats motherfucking gamzee, the older mother fucker is kurloz." He looked over his shoulder at you his hair dripping with water causing his back to glisten in the light. You put down gamzee and he ran over to The Grand Highblood honking happily as Kurloz went to the bed and tried unsuccessfully to climb up onto it. You smiled at the sight and walked over helping kurloz up onto the bed not even noticing The Grand Highblood walking towards you, gamzee on his head, already wearing a pair of sweatpants. You were about to turn and leave when The Grand Highblood wrapped his arm around your waist and laid you next to him as he climbed into his bed not seeing or not caring that you were a blushing struggling mess.

    "S-Si-Sir I can go to my own quarters if that is alright." He just chuckled and held you closer to him as gamzee and kurloz nuzzled your neck and hair finding them the best places to sleep.

    "I don't motherfucking think the grubs will motherfucking like that lil' mama and I know I don't want you motherfucking leavin'." You heard a soft rumble in his chest as he slowly faded off to sleep but his grip around your waist never wavered and you finally forced yourself to sleep.

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    You had seen this little motherfucker around before, you had even known her mother. Her mother had been the closest thing to a motherfucking morial you've ever had. But she up and left to follow that mother fucker the signless. You looked at her as she slept, gamzee curled up and entangled in her hair and kurloz laying across her neck snoring softly, she was a tiny motherfucker even for her blood color. You chuckled softly just watching her. Maybe this lil' motherfucker could be your matesprit, after all the grubs already liked her and she liked them. You nuzzled her careful of her horns and of kurloz before re closing your eyes and going back to sleep.